i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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