Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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