It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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