Buhtt sex?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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