dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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