I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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