I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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