either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just want to make out with him forever
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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