Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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