I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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