Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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