idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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