Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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