Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Acid is not a monday night drug
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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