I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Randomize
