i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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