even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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