gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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