I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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