Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Quick, to the slutcave!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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