its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dignity is for republicans.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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