I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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