I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Drake has all the answers
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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