Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
