it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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