did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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