I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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