dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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