I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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