kristin has been a bad kristin
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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