when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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