Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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