After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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