My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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