yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
im on a boat
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