Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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