I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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