My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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