the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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