i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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