Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
dude. I can hear the air.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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