Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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