I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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