But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he shaved USA in his pubs
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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