yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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