How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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