I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i already hear my dad disowning me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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