idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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