No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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