i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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