god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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